Last night Holly and I went out for dinner when she got home, and couldn’t decide where to go. I said I would kill for some Saganaki (Greek fried cheese if you don’t know), but the only place we knew of that had it for sure was all the way in St(ink) Catharines. Holly suggested we see if Chatters here in the Falls had it, and lucky for us they did!

It was still really nice out so we opted to sit on the patio. Holly scratched her bingo tickets I got the night before because she had been too busy at work to even look in her purse and notice I put them in there. After the waiter took our order, I looked over at Holly and noticed something on her shirt. A bird crapped on her while she was scratching her Bingo ticket. I thought for sure we were millionaires, but no. She did however win $11 and dinner was delicious.

When we got home we saw a big fat bunny sitting in the front garden. There is always tons of rabbit poops there, so he clearly frequents that spot. Holly ran inside and got a carrot for him (do rabbits even like carrots? I know the one I owned ate everything including shoes, cds, and a smoking apparatus) which is still laying there this morning. Maybe this one prefers cds and bongs over veggies too, but I feel like maybe he just doesn’t want anything to do with the carrot the lady covered in bird poop touched.

I also feel like the bird poop is the only reason he let us get so close. At first he was probably thinking – “Ah! Hu-Munz!”, but then I think he became intrigued and was thinking something more like – “Ew! Dude, is that poop on her shirt? what’s with this brawd? Does she think I want her poop carrot? who wants a poop carrot? GO CHANGE”. Then he ran away when she got too close, because he didn’t want to tango with the turd.