Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the newest member of the Cobra Clan – Mighty Felix Loomis Clark. He was born July 1st shortly before 7am. He was 9lbs 4.2 ounces and is already almost two feet tall!! At that rate, I estimate his height at age 16 to be around 9′.
He’s got a sweet mohawk, and apparently loves boobs. There is no question regarding his authenticity as a cobra.
Expect more to come, but for now this will have to do as someone has come home and found her Marilyn Monroe picture smashed by a clumsy cobra who needs to go make it up to her somehow.
9 lbs 2.4 oz
And I don’t recall how you made it up to me for smashing my favourite picture that cost me over a hundred bucks! Hmm? How mister!!!???? How?