After raising him from a young age, and training him in the arts of cold blooded murder, he and his brother set out on a mission to save hot chicks with hewg bewbz from the evil lurking around every corner of this shit town. It didn’t take them long to eliminate most of the major threats within the city’s rotten core and life generally improved for most. Everything was looking great for the pair of vigilant brothers, who were in it strictly for the good of all the big bewbed hotties in town, and all the awesome guns they got to play with (/doubleentendre>).

It was all looking too good for too long. Something had to happen. Something always has to happen…

Unlike any other story ever told ever before, ever, something new happened… one brother betrayed the other! No one ever saw it coming ever. It was the best plot  conflict ever (you know, because how can the good guy kill the bad guy when no matter how evil he is, he’s still his bro, bro).

Through some incredible sequence of unlikely events, Roan was able to escape his brother (who was older AND trained HIM let’s not forget) and fled the country to build a weapon capable of destroying the brother who betrayed him – the V420 Vengeance-blaster. While away, his brother kidnapped the one hottie he actually loved, and kept her captive as insurance. He had no idea his little brother would return wielding deadly vengeance.

No one could have imagined the damage Gage was capable of doing in the short time Roan was absent from the town, but it would all soon come to an end, the streets would once again be peaceful. In the end it only took a single shot from the V420 to bring down the hero turned villian, and set in motion the events that would cause his empire of corruption to fall. Roan saved his love, and she gave him a silly band shaped like a heart and  two sticks of gum.

Then Roan went home and played with his cars and never picked them up… ever.