There was a time when I would rest my feet on anything I could reach with my impressively skinny long legs, but that time has come to an end… dead is the legacy of Drill-Press-Foot-Rest, an industrial machine intended for destruction, torn from it’s roots and thrust into the position of comfort administering apparatus…
Thanks to a revolutionary material called: Freedepotwood, and my inability to just sit and relax, I now have a new stool for my ever so important feet. I even went the extra mile and included a sweet pyrographic Starfleet insignia for additional comfort and warp capabilities. Now if I could just sit and relax, I could test it out instead of using it as something to hold my drink and telephone.
